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10
Tips On How To Get Rich Fast
Wouldn’t it be wonderful
if you could get rich tomorrow?
What would you do with all that
money? Well believe it or not it
can be done. Now I didn’t
say it would be easy I just said
you could do it. Here are 10 tips
on how to get rich fast.
1. Invest
- Start young. In
fact start while you are in elementary
school, kindergarten is even better.
It’s the beauty of compound
interest and over time your money
will grow into a nice nest egg.
Okay if you are reading this you
are probably too old to start in
elementary school but you can get
your kids hooked. As for you the
best plan of defense is to invest
50% of your salary in a high risk
market fund or the penny stock market.
You’ve got a 50-50 chance.
You’ll either make a million
or be broke in 90 days.
2. Marry Rich
- Now how difficult
can this be? All you need to do
is find someone who has loads of
money and marry them. Okay I didn’t
say you’d be happy just rich.
Perhaps not a solution for most
of us but it apparently works for
a few.
3. Win The
Lottery - Ya ya
I know the odds of getting struck
by lightening are better than the
odds of winning the lottery but
you can’t win if you don’t
try and it’s one of the few
ways I know of that you can get
rich fast.
4. Rich Parents
- If you come from
a wealthy family then you are half
way there. All you have to do is
stay in their good books and convince
mom and dad to not spend their money
and leave it to you when they pass.
After all why should your parents
get to enjoy the wealth they reaped?
5. Get
An Education - Go
to school for lots of years, accumulate
plenty of debt, and choose a career
that pays big bucks. After about 10
years in your profession you should
be rolling in the dough and you might
even be filthy rich before you get
old.
6. Become A
Star - Heck if Jennifer
Aniston or Nicolas Cage can do it
why can’t you. A couple of acting
lessons and you should be set. All
you need to do is head to Hollywood
and strike it big. One good movie
and you’ll be set for life.
7. Invest In
Real Estate - Buy
high sell low – whoops I think
I got that backwards. Buy low, wait
10 years, 20 years, maybe even 30
years but inflation will have your
investment growing by leaps and bounds
and you could be filthy rich especially
if you bought in an up and coming
city while house prices were still
low. Now if you bought in Hicksville
USA you may have a problem. It might
take more than your lifetime to see
any dramatic increases. Oh well you
can leave it to your kids who can
leave it to their kids and in another
100 years or so someone’s going
to be sitting pretty.
8. The Internet
Way - Heck where have
you been. A quick search on the Web
will reveal plenty of sites that will
teach you how to make $50,000 a day.
Now I think most of us could live
quite comfortably on that don’t
you? All you need to do is part with
about $500 and they’ll tell
you the secrets of wealth in one page
or less. If the first one doesn’t
do it for you perhaps you might want
to try a few more. Oh wait a minute.
Perhaps what you need to do is set
up one of these sights, then you’ll
be the one getting rich off the other
poor fools that part with their $500.
9. Bank Robbery
- Okay highly illegal
and could land you a lifetime in the
slammer but desperate needs require
desperate measures. After all if you
get caught you might not be rich but
you’ll have free room and board
for the rest of your life and then
you could write a book about what
not to do when robbing a bank and
well see you could get rich from your
book. And even better, you’ll
stay rich because there is really
no place to spend it while in jail.
10. High Risk
Work - Take on those
high risk jobs no one else wants.
You know counselor in Iraq, bean counter
in Afghanistan, Oil tycoon in Iran.
But hey if you live through it you’ll
be rolling in the dough. What does
it matter that 99% never live through
it. You’ve got a 1% chance and
when it comes to getting rich those
are pretty good odds.Sure most of
these ideas are pretty off the wall
but if getting rich fast was easy
wouldn’t we all be rich? Then
what fun would there be in that? We’d
all have too much money and probably
be bored to tears. So why not aim
for better life with good friends,
love, happiness, and enough money
to live comfortably but not so much
that you stop dreaming about what
you would do if you were rich.
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