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10
Tips On How To Get Rich Fast
Wouldn’t it be
wonderful if you could get rich
tomorrow? What would you do
with all that money? Well believe
it or not it can be done. Now
I didn’t say it would
be easy I just said you could
do it. Here are 10 tips on how
to get rich fast.
1. Invest - Start young.
In fact start while you are
in elementary school, kindergarten
is even better. It’s the
beauty of compound interest
and over time your money will
grow into a nice nest egg. Okay
if you are reading this you
are probably too old to start
in elementary school but you
can get your kids hooked. As
for you the best plan of defense
is to invest 50% of your salary
in a high risk market fund or
the penny stock market. You’ve
got a 50-50 chance. You’ll
either make a million or be
broke in 90 days.
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2. Marry
Rich - Now how difficult
can this be? All you need to do is
find someone who has loads of money
and marry them. Okay I didn’t
say you’d be happy just rich.
Perhaps not a solution for most of
us but it apparently works for a few.
3. Win The Lottery - Ya ya
I know the odds of getting struck
by lightening are better than the
odds of winning the lottery but you
can’t win if you don’t
try and it’s one of the few
ways I know of that you can get rich
fast.
4. Rich Parents - If you
come from a wealthy family then you
are half way there. All you have to
do is stay in their good books and
convince mom and dad to not spend
their money and leave it to you when
they pass. After all why should your
parents get to enjoy the wealth they
reaped?
5. Get An Education - Go
to school for lots of years, accumulate
plenty of debt, and choose a career
that pays big bucks. After about 10
years in your profession you should
be rolling in the dough and you might
even be filthy rich before you get
old.
6. Become A Star - Heck if
Jennifer Aniston or Nicolas Cage can
do it why can’t you. A couple
of acting lessons and you should be
set. All you need to do is head to
Hollywood and strike it big. One good
movie and you’ll be set for
life.
7. Invest In Real Estate -
Buy high sell low – whoops I
think I got that backwards. Buy low,
wait 10 years, 20 years, maybe even
30 years but inflation will have your
investment growing by leaps and bounds
and you could be filthy rich especially
if you bought in an up and coming
city while house prices were still
low. Now if you bought in Hicksville
USA you may have a problem. It might
take more than your lifetime to see
any dramatic increases. Oh well you
can leave it to your kids who can
leave it to their kids and in another
100 years or so someone’s going
to be sitting pretty.
8. The Internet Way - Heck
where have you been. A quick search
on the Web will reveal plenty of sites
that will teach you how to make $50,000
a day. Now I think most of us could
live quite comfortably on that don’t
you? All you need to do is part with
about $500 and they’ll tell
you the secrets of wealth in one page
or less. If the first one doesn’t
do it for you perhaps you might want
to try a few more. Oh wait a minute.
Perhaps what you need to do is set
up one of these sights, then you’ll
be the one getting rich off the other
poor fools that part with their $500.
9. Bank Robbery - Okay highly
illegal and could land you a lifetime
in the slammer but desperate needs
require desperate measures. After
all if you get caught you might not
be rich but you’ll have free
room and board for the rest of your
life and then you could write a book
about what not to do when robbing
a bank and well see you could get
rich from your book. And even better,
you’ll stay rich because there
is really no place to spend it while
in jail.
10. High Risk Work - Take
on those high risk jobs no one else
wants. You know counselor in Iraq,
bean counter in Afghanistan, Oil tycoon
in Iran. But hey if you live through
it you’ll be rolling in the
dough. What does it matter that 99%
never live through it. You’ve
got a 1% chance and when it comes
to getting rich those are pretty good
odds.Sure most of these ideas are
pretty off the wall but if getting
rich fast was easy wouldn’t
we all be rich? Then what fun would
there be in that? We’d all have
too much money and probably be bored
to tears. So why not aim for better
life with good friends, love, happiness,
and enough money to live comfortably
but not so much that you stop dreaming
about what you would do if you were
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